Barry Squillilosh had spent the whole of his life on the half way line. An ordinary life. A life that was comfortable. A life that was totally and utterly mediocre! He never came first.... but he never came last. He was never the top…… but never the bottom. Neither the biggest, nor the smallest. He was always somewhere in the middle. Average! Average height, average weight, average looks, average intelligence. Just average! Until one day Barry Squillilosh decided to make some changes!
Now with a handful of questions and a heart full of hope Barry abandons his average life and sets off in pursuit of ultimate happiness. Will he find it? Does it even exist at all? What will Barry have to sacrifice in order to reach his goal?